Of course an ad implying men need to work out to keep their shallow gold-digging significant others interested would run in the New York Post. Next.
I don't know why this is bugging me so much but this ad doesn't even make sense.
I keep re-reading it in hopes of getting it but it's just monumentally stupid. Low-hanging fruit about short-lived Hollywood marriages, disjointed thoughts, addressing a specific person but then addressing the audience... what the hell am I reading?!
And they didn't even capitalize the first word of the second sentence! Or did they mean to put a comma where that first period is? Jesus, that's almost worse!
I (irrationally) hate everything about this ad and they should fire whoever shat this out and approved it to go to print.