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Gwyneth and Pals De-Clutter With a Very Brief GOOP Closet Sale

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Today marks the annual GOOP closet sale, in which La Gwyneth and her famous friends sell their expensive clothes to benefit various charities (and their own hopelessly cluttered lives!). As of this writing, almost everything is sold out except two pairs of Jennifer Aniston’s ugliest shoes.

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27 gently used ~celeb-worn~ items were put up for sale, ranging in price from $190 to $1,090. Well worth it, for a sniff of an A-lister’s toe scent! Aniston apparently didn’t get the memo, and gave away items that are actually unattractive. Stella McCartney cheated, as everything was from her own collection. Most of the stuff was pretty cute, though; too bad it’s all gone!

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Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Alba both donated three pieces; Stella McCartney and Reese Witherspoon each gave away four. Gwyneth Paltrow herself donated 13 items. What! She just happened to have more things to get rid of, okay?


Contact the author at ellie@jezebel.com, especially if you bought Jennifer Aniston’s terrible cork wedges.

Images via Getty, screenshot/GOOP.com

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Bears for President

This is, no fooling, the first line in the brief intro to the sale:

If you haven’t yet read Marie Kondo’s The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up, then you’re alone. Like, where-have-you-been alone

GOD DAMNIT GWYNETH! I am trying to enjoy you ironically over here but I actually can’t do that if you’re the literal definition of the worst.