Guitar-Playing Star of 'Inside Llewyn Davis' Is Your New Boyfriend

A few things, just to get them out there: I saw Inside Llewyn Davis a few weeks ago because my non-movie, non-imaginary boyfriend is in the Writers Guild, and it’s a great film. Go see it. It feels like crawling into a sleeping bag next to a cozy fireplace and having a 3 day long existential crisis about the sacrifices we make for our passions, about obsolescence, about perseverance and responsibility and the consequences of shirking said responsibility. There’s a cat, there’s an abortion storyline, there’s John Goodman being John Goodman. The soundtrack isn’t bad, either.

I also sort of remember it being about me really wanting to bone Llewyn Davis and his perfect 60’s beard.

This was a movie review.