Guess What Rand Paul Is Getting Vaccinated For!

To demonstrate that he really does think vaccines are safe and vital to public health, despite previously using the topic as an excuse to wander off onto a tangent about who owns children, Rand Paul took a New York Times reporter to watch him get a shot. Any guesses what kind?

Please, lord, let it be HPV, that’ll really send the news cycle into a tailspin. Or maybe, I dunno, something really funky?