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Gosling And Lively, Sitting In A Tree

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It's official: Blake Lively and Ryan Gosling are on.

  • But not to worry, it's still causal. Says some insider, "They've been out a few times and are definitely into each other, but I don't think it's super serious or anything right now...Yeah, they're casually dating, but I could see it becoming more." [E]
  • In a tweet, Billy Ray Cyrus responded to videos of Miley taking a salvia bong hit. "Sorry guys. I had no idea. Just saw this stuff for the first time myself. There is much beyond my control right now." Well, Twitter's always a healthy way to process those feelings. [TMZ]
  • Cher's top is transparent. Don't say we didn't warn you. [The Superficial]
  • Rob Pattinson used to want to be a rapper. "You want a secret? OK, how about this – I've got a whole collection of tapes of me rapping from when I was 13! I wanted to be a rapper so there are hundreds and hundreds of tapes. They're very amusing!...Most of my rhymes were stolen off other people anyway. They were all like, ‘I was raised on these streets..', which was a complete farce because I was actually raised in quite a nice area of London called Barnes. Not very ghetto at all! I was obsessed with it all, though. I even had my own little crew – we called ourselves Big Tub and the Tappy Cats." [I'm Not Obsessed]
  • Jennifer Aniston has been hanging out with royalty. [JustJared]
  • The inevitable (?) Oprah-Gayle novelty porno contains some very unconvincing casting. [TMZ]
  • Speaking of impostors, a teenage German hacker has publicly apologized for breaking into Lady Gaga's computer. [E]
  • Oh no. No no no. Justin Bieber teacher Barbara Walters some moves. [Perez Hilton]

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So when I saw that headline my immediate reaction was, "Why Ryan??? You're so much better than vapid Boobs Legly!! Date someone on your level!"

But then I realized something. He's dating Blake Lively, not Serena. And I actually have no idea if Blake's a vapid idiot or not because I don't actually know anything about her. I don't think I've ever even seen her do an interview. Shit, she might be a genius and he might not be on her level for all I know.

Anyway, I'm really proud that I was mature enough to pause and realize this before the irrationality took over, so I thought I'd share.