Cory Doctorow's entrepreneur wife Alice Taylor was shopping at a London Gap store when she noticed the mannequin displaying the company's appropriately named "Always Skinny" pants was...really skinny. I guess you can't tell a mannequin to "eat a sandwich," can you? Doesn't really work. (Note: Do not ever say "eat a sandwich.")

You can click the photo to enlarge โ€” but the mannequin will still be skinny.