French People Want To Smack Carla Bruni

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The first lady topped a French magazine's list of "personalities you want to smack." Explains the magazine, "Possibly the idea of the singer and the president creates an image of the couple that is too perfect to be true."

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You know, Sarko should call Tom Brady, who recently dealt with this. He too was paired with a tall, striking wonder who drove men wild and whose arrogant, aloof demeanor elicited viscious remarks and bad publicity. Despite his best efforts, Tom couldn't keep his long-haired beauty's career afloat by himself, and their relationship entered a deep malaise.

But then the Pats traded Randy Moss to the Vikes, and that was that.