“Cake cake cake cake cake cake cake.” -Rihanna
There are probably some readers here who would like to smash a piece of cake in Hillary Clinton’s face. There are others who would like to tenderly feed it to her, like a mama bird to a baby bird. Wherever you fall on the Cake Spectrum™, I think we can all see that this sucks for womankind:
Hillary Clinton isn’t eating this cake because people will mock her, a woman, for eating. She will be teased for taking one bite of the most delicious cheesecake in New York City. We watched Ted Cruz eat his own snot, and he’s still a viable political candidate.
And here I am, talking about it anyway. Let her eat cake.
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