Flamin' Hot Cheetos Claims Another Victim

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It’s hard to resist a large bag of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos, as Lil Xan and myself can attest.


In fact, a rough month isn’t getting any easier for me.

Just weeks after my brief but highly publicized romance with Michael B. Jordan ended, I was hospitalized for eating too many Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

“I just want to let everybody know I was in the hospital. Not due to any drugs but I guess I ate too many hot Cheetos. And I guess it ripped something in my stomach a little bit,” I said, before letting out a giggle, in a video posted to Instagram.

“So I puked a little blood,” I continued. “So we good!”

I also warned my fans about the dangers of the spicy snack in the post’s caption, writing, “Also be careful, Hot Cheetos are one hell of a drug aha!”

In addition to showing off my hospital bracelet in the video, I also assured my fans that the health scare wouldn’t get in the way of my upcoming tour.

*It is possible that the “blood” in question was actually Flamin’ Hot Cheetos residue.

Culture Editor, Jezebel


hocuspocusoctopus says wash your damn hands

How did this even happen? Those cheetos aren’t even that hot. smh