Finally, the Sympathetic Article No One Asked for About How Louis C.K. Can Make His Comeback
LatestThe Hollywood Reporter has tipped a tepid toe into the still-raging waters of the #MeToo moment and decided that right now would be a great time for a friendly, entirely sympathetic piece exploring the ways Louis C.K. can make his comeback. The piece comes five months after C.K. finally admitted, following years of rumors, that he masturbated in front of people who did not want him to. The comedians interviewed—most of them men, all of them very sorry for C.K., none of them the women he jerked off in front of—agree that his offenses should not merit a “life sentence,” or, indeed, even a year-long one.
Written by Stuart Miller, the piece declares a “consensus” (among the people interviewed by Stuart Miller) that C.K. can and should be allowed to make a comeback after his miserable five months of masturbation-based exile.
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