Have you been searching for a few phrases you can use to describe your vagina without allowing "Satan to enter your body and take control of your mouth"? Never fear.

Satirical website Christwire.org is here to give you a few new words for your arsenal. Feel free to tell me which ones you loved, hated, and which ones he didn't mention that you're dying to show off.


I'm all *whisper* vaginas *whisper*.

(Man, whispering the word "vaginas" is way creepier than just saying it. Even in text.)


Christian Phrases For Vagina [BuzzFeed]