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Female Humpback Sets Record For Longest Trip Made By A Mammal

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Excluding humans, that is. Because whales mate at breeding sites, she probably wasn't making the 6,200 miles from Brazil to Madagascar for love. "It could be that the animal got very lost," says a marine ecologist. Goddamn whale-gender stereotyping.

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You're going that far looking for a male? What are you doing that for? Do you remember little Tony, Maria and Big Tony's boy who lives just down the coral reef? You grew up together! Anyway, just got back from Alaska and he's been asking about you. He has a very successful krill catching business. If you'd stop being so picky you could be very happy together. You know, you've put on a little blubber and you're not getting any younger...