Fashions At Fast & Furious Premiere Induce Fury, Sullenness

Who knew there was a new Fast & Furious premiering last night at Universal City's CityWalk Theater? As to the clothes: Let's just say, if you were wearing Michelle Rodriguez's getup, you'd be grumpy too.

The Good:

Jamie Chung's filmy petals and no-nonsense accessories add up to one of my favorite looks of the admittedly young '09.

I'll just say it: I hate Jordana Brewster's shoes. But because the rest looks pretty and it's Friday, let's be generous!

I'll be sad when the 20's-style embroidery trend is over, as exemplified by Maya Stojan's frock.

I guess if anyone can pull off a square inch of fabric, it's Gal Gadot.

The Bad:

Whoever told Michelle Rodriguez that horizontal stripes and a strip of lace over the bust was a good idea must hate her very much.

When Paul Walker was on Popular, I thought he was sorta cute, in a pretty kind of way. Then someone said he looked like my brother and I got weirded out. Anyway, I hate the monochromatic thing. It's so community theatre Guys and Dolls meets '01 prom.