Fashions At Fast & Furious Premiere Induce Fury, Sullenness

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Who knew there was a new Fast & Furious premiering last night at Universal City's CityWalk Theater? As to the clothes: Let's just say, if you were wearing Michelle Rodriguez's getup, you'd be grumpy too.

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The Good:

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Jamie Chung's filmy petals and no-nonsense accessories add up to one of my favorite looks of the admittedly young '09.


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I'll just say it: I hate Jordana Brewster's shoes. But because the rest looks pretty and it's Friday, let's be generous!


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I'll be sad when the 20's-style embroidery trend is over, as exemplified by Maya Stojan's frock.


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I guess if anyone can pull off a square inch of fabric, it's Gal Gadot.


The Bad:

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Whoever told Michelle Rodriguez that horizontal stripes and a strip of lace over the bust was a good idea must hate her very much.


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When Paul Walker was on Popular, I thought he was sorta cute, in a pretty kind of way. Then someone said he looked like my brother and I got weirded out. Anyway, I hate the monochromatic thing. It's so community theatre Guys and Dolls meets '01 prom.


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Bai Ling has been looking as prim as a Carmelite nun lately! Thank goodness it's ugly!


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Do my eyes deceive me or...is Zulay Henao not wearing a shirt? Please tell me it's my eyes. Please?

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Alternate titles for The Fast and the Furious

The Rapid and the Irate

The Quick and the Upset

The Expedient and the Livid

The Speedy and the Fervent

The Accelerated and the Pissed