Fashion Scavenger HuntWelcome to Fashion Scavenger Hunt, a Jezebel column in which we all work together to find the elusive product of your dreams. Need help with a style or specific item, or just looking for advice on dupes? Email  

I swear I didn’t pick this assignment because Sean gave me such an impressive compliment (okay, maybe it helped):

Thank God for you. You are like the Allied Forces of Fashion. Rescuing people the world over.

Yes, this is a man’s item. Yes, I am a man writing you. But I’m gay - does that help? Tots obsessed with Brad Pitt in WWZ. Where did he get this scarf? Why does he insist on keeping it? Why can I not have it - unwashed? I guess the next best thing is to buy my own. But I can’t find it anywhere! Will you help me?


Help find this gender neutral rag-like thing. For Sean. Who thinks I’m special.