Welcome to Fashion Scavenger Hunt, a column to help you track down your favorite products โ€” clothes, makeup, shoes, whatever โ€” that have been discontinued or otherwise lost in the passage of time and quickie fashion trends. Email katie@jezebel.com to submit your own "wanted" ads.

I swear I didn't pick this assignment because Sean gave me such an impressive compliment (okay, maybe it helped):

Thank God for you. You are like the Allied Forces of Fashion. Rescuing people the world over.

Yes, this is a man's item. Yes, I am a man writing you. But I'm gay - does that help? Tots obsessed with Brad Pitt in WWZ. Where did he get this scarf? Why does he insist on keeping it? Why can I not have it - unwashed? I guess the next best thing is to buy my own. But I can't find it anywhere! Will you help me?

Help find this gender neutral rag-like thing. For Sean. Who thinks I'm special.