Several guests at the Hyatt Regency in Perth, Australia reported hearing Justin Bieber tell a young woman in a bikini that she looked like a "beached whale" and and that she "should go on The Biggest Loser." It's all hearsay, I suppose, but in a related story, I recently overheard a blogger working at my desk tell Justin Bieber, "You look like a baby meerkat and I hate you."
"One girl who was gorgeous looking, with long dark hair and would have been about a size 14. Justin looked over at her and said 'What are you, Hawaiian or something?' She said 'No, I'm not'. Then he said 'You look like a beached whale' ... The girl said 'Are you serious' and he said 'You should go on The Biggest Loser.' ... The whole pool deck heard him call this beautiful young girl a beached whale. Everyone heard. And there was silence. It was almost like his security were used to it."
Robinett, who works in Melbourne as an image consultant and was in Perth on business, said the girl looked "deflated" after the abuse.
Robinett's daughter, Gabrielle Blair, 21, said the girl was "almost in tears" after the exchange.
A fellow guest said she arrived on the deck shortly before the incident began.
"I saw Bieber make a gesture with his hands to imitate a large belly as he spoke to the long haired girl and I heard him say something about The Biggest Loser and he was pointing at her - and I saw the girl and her friends leave, downcast," the woman said. "I also told her not to take any notice of him as she walked past us, I'm not sure if she heard me. Bieber seemed to think he was funny, he was smiling and looking to his burly minders for their approval."
Dude, fuck that smug little shit and his rancid bubble of meaningless validation. FYI, IF I WERE A RIVAL MEERKAT MALE I WOULD DEVOUR YOU AND ALL YOUR LITTERMATES. [News.au]
Harry Styles took Kendall Jenner to a gay bar, and now everyone is all, "gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay!!!!!"
On Saturday, Dec. 7, Styles reportedly spent the night at Therapy, a popular gay bar in Manhattan's Hell's Kitchen, with half-sister of Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner. The theme of the night? "Gays Gone Wild."
"Harry has actually been here a few times before," a source reportedly told US Weekly. "He's just a regular customer when he comes in — he gets a table and usually drinks beer and cocktails on the side."
The two haven't publicly confirmed whether they are or aren't in a relationship, though they've been spotted together on multiple occasions.
Styles and Jenner apparently left Therapy together when "What Makes You Beautiful," a One Direction hit, began playing.
I have never cared about anything less than this story, and that includes tennis. [HuffPo]
Jennifer Aniston humblebragged that her "awkward phase" came in her 30s when she was married to Brad Pitt.
"That there's nothing to worry about — although I don't think I had a care in the world at 25, either. That all started in my 30s, my awkward phase," she explained. "I'm a little bit of a late bloomer! But it doesn't matter to me because it just gets better. They do say youth is wasted on the young, but I feel just as youthful now — if not more — than I did when I was 25. I'm more in my body; I'm more in my mind. Life is full. Life is wonderful. We're very, very fortunate."
Ugh, I feel you, Jen. I totally went through an awkward phase earlier this week when I realized I had too many large rubies and not enough velveteen belt pouches to keep them in. (Update: I just sourced an image for this item and I retract my joke because hair-dos.) [Us]
- The Game got a tattoo of Nelson Mandela and people are mad about it. [Bossip]
- Sarah Jessica Parker hung out with AnnaSophia Robb. [JustJared]
- Lamar Odom pleaded no contest to his DUI charge and will be on probation for three years. [TMZ]
- Teen Mom 3 has been cancelled after one season. [HollywoodLife]
- Kelly Clarkson says her husband is not cheating on her and y'all need to STFU posthaste. [E!]
- Macklemore continues to be engaged but not married. [E!]
- Nicki Minaj had a boob-shaped birthday cake. [E!]
- I think I shall devote this week's Dirt Bag to my best friend in the world, "Montell Jordan's 'This Is How We Do It' Pandora Station." Thanks 4 always being there.