Famed Astrologer Susan Miller Says Melania Trump Is Restless, Might Rebel

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First Lady and infamous Taurus Melania Trump might be all smiles in her birthday photo op, but Astrology Zone’s Susan Miller tells Jezebel that the stars suggest something else entirely. Traditionally Taurus season is a time for cozy inside activities, slowing down and taking stock of what matters and phasing out what doesn’t. But according to astrology queen Miller, “massive change” is on Trump’s horizon. Taurus season is about to get spicy.


“From where I sit, she seems not to like her role and is very anxious to move into the next chapter of her life,” Miller said via e-mail. “If she feels too contained, she will rebel, as any Taurus would do if born near April 20-23.”

This is particularly significant because according to Astrology Zone, this year marks the entry of Uranus in Taurus, where it will remain until April 25, 2026. During this time, Tauruses can expect Uranus—a planet of “innovation” that “rules sudden, unexpected developments”—to inspire Taurus’s natural draw to money and wealth (and power?) in new ways. The last time Uranus was in Taurus occurred from 1934 to 1942, so it may be a once in a lifetime event.

Miller also noted that 2020 will be a big year for our favorite Taurus Trump on the rebellion front.

“Next year Uranus will move to conjoin her Sun, so she will be even more anxious to live life her way,” Miller told Jezebel.

Astrology Zone notes that Uranus “gives a strong impulse for rebellion, independence, and even shock.” It’s all about rejecting tradition and setting new, perhaps even radical, playing fields. Meanwhile, the sun dictates self-esteem and ego, “governing how you see yourself” and how others see you. But it also a “masculine force” that “wields influence over the significant men in your life.”

You know, like a husband. Like a husband who happens to be president.

With the sun and Uranus’s traits combined, Melania would indeed be itching to go her own way. And as a Taurus, a sign reputed for being strongwilled and stubborn, this moment might lead to anything. Maybe she’ll overthrow her husband. Perhaps she will be Supreme Leader of the United States of Be Bestia. Maybe Be Bestia’s economy will be bitcoin based and its infrastructure will be entirely linked by Elon Musk’s stupid tunnels. Innovation, baby! We just don’t know.


But there are limits to our knowledge of these astrological influences: While Trump’s birth date and location of birth is public knowledge, her time of birth is currently unknown.“I would love to do a rectified chart for Melania,” Miller told me.

However, Miller noted she doesn’t need Trump’s birth time to know how she’s fairing. “She is restless, no matter what time of her birth.”

Staff writer, mint chocolate hater.


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