Extremely Tolerant Milk Dog Lets Goats Shake It Down for Dairy

First thing to mention about this vaguely pornographic video of young goats drinking milk from two giant bottles strapped to the thorax of an overly-tolerant bull terrier: goats wag their tails! Am I just finding this out? My uncle had a bunch of goats when I was younger and they never wagged their tails. Were they miserable or something? I thought they were my good friends. I fed them old shirts and everything. Now, seeing these tail-wagging goats, I know that I was merely being put up with, like a cloud of flies or some other farmyard pestilence. Fuck you, goats — I was only trying to be nice anyway. I would have preferred a single dog friend to all three of you.

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