Extended Trailer For Planet Earth II Proves Earth Is 99.999999999999999999999999999% Not Trump

When describing something as stirring and emotionally overwhelming as the just-released extended trailer for Planet Earth II, whose musical score alone is enough to bring one to tears, and whose images offer such an awe-inspiring portrait the little blue dot we call home that we will forever see the world from a different perspective—one from which we feel both smaller and bigger, and every piece of life that surrounds becomes infinitely more beautiful— it’s hard not to write things like, “Fam I’m crying,” “Yo this fucked my shit up,” and, “Damn, the earth is wild. Shit.” But! Fam, I’m crying. This fucked my shit up. Damn, the earth is wild.