Et Voilà, the First Blurry Photos of George and Amal's Twins Are Here

Image via Voici.
Image via Voici.

I truly forgot tequila daddy George Clooney and his human rights lawyer wife Amal were the parents of twins, but then I saw a pair of blurry photos on the cover of a French tabloid called Voici and thought, “Zut alors, I have missed two!” Or, more accurately, I thought:

Les enfants, les enfants

I forgot les enfants

I forgot about these little twins

First I went on Page Six

Zen I saw le headline

Ah mais oui, ça c’est les blurry pics

Les enfants, les enfants

Hee hee hee, haw haw haw

George is suddenly papa of two

With Amal by his side

From the paps they can’t hide

God, I love famous bébés, don’t you?

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[Page Six]

TCA (that Television Critics Association event that seems to happen once a month) happened again this week, and Tracy Morgan showed up to talk about his new TBS comedy called The Last O.G. But this item isn’t about a new show, it is about what Morgan revealed about his health.

As you certainly remember, the comedian was critically injured in a major car accident three years ago (in which his close friend James McNair was killed). He told TCA he’s still recovering, adding:

“I was always a believer before. Before that truck hit me, I was a believer before with all I’d been through. It just brought me closer to him. Spiritually, it just brought me closer to him...I could’ve lost my life, so I’m here now and I’m going to do it right and that’s what [The Last O.G.] is based on. If you’ve seen the show, you’ve seen I’m going to do [life] right. A lot of stuff will change if you’re going to do it right.”

[Us Weekly]

Anderson Cooper was on WWHL last night and...just click play.


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Not to be a dick, I wouldn’t do this to his face, but eye roll at that Tracy Morgan quote. I guess I just don’t get religion. The accident brought him closer to god because he could have died but he didn’t. So he thinks god spared him? But took his friend? Bleh. Whatever. Like there is some sort of magic plan to sacrifice some people’s lives in order to teach lessons to others? I don’t want to shit on what makes people feel better, but I can’t help myself sometimes. That’s dumb.