Enraged Shoppers Demand that Macy's Fire Donald Trump for Being a Disgusting, Ugly Shitbag

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More than 400,000 people have signed an online petition demanding that Macy's fire human ocarina Donald Trump from their ad campaign and remove his merchandise from their stores. Signers object to Trump's obsession with the "racially charged birther conspiracy" and his frequent calls for overthrow of the democratically elected government. I guess they have a point—"terra cotta plutocratic genocidal warlord" doesn't exactly scream THE MAGIC OF CHRISTMAS.

"Donald Trump does not reflect the 'magic of Macy's," reads the petition via SignOn.org, the progressive nonprofit online campaign arm of MoveOn.org. "We urge you to sever ties with him. Macy's says it has a strong obligation to be 'socially responsible' and that 'actions speak louder than words.' Indeed. It's time to act."

...Aside from his controversial birther views-which have long been discredited after Obama authorized his birth state of Hawaii to release his long-form birth certificate-the petition also notes Trump has "used his public platform to deny the reality of climate change." It also smacks him for sexist behavior and "personally attacking women he disagrees" with.

Additionally, his detractors point out the reality star has "hypocritically complained about jobs being shipped overseas to China, despite the fact that almost his entire clothing line sold at Macy's is made in China."

Um, yeah, and by the way? Can the fucking Apprentice get canceled already? Can somebody fire Donald Trump from something? Aren't there ANY consequences for being literally the worst guy in the country!?!? Pleeeeeeeeease??? [E!]


Apparently Rihanna and Daniel Craig are having some mutual boners:

Asked by web show Globalgrind.com who would be a better Bond girl – Rihanna or Beyoncé – Daniel, who is playing the legendary spy for the third time, replied: "Rihanna, I think," before cheekily adding: "She's dirtier."

The 44-year-old actor, who was promoting the 23rd Bond movie, Skyfall, clearly delighted Rihanna as she tweeted: "Daniel Craig Says Rihanna Would Be An Ideal Bond Girl… this makes me happy."


I have no problem with this. [Express]

I don't really understand what this is or where it came from or whether it's new or old, but here's Lindsay Lohan being bitchy to Barbara Walters in the first part of their cancelled interview series. [ONTD]


  • Ahhhhh, young-old love. Here are a bunch of extremely uncomfortable pictures of Olivier Sarkozy manhandling Mary Kate Olsen's head. In case you want to cut down on your Sensa budget for the month. [Us] [Buzzfeed]
  • Ryan Gosling Mad Libs! [Ref29]
  • I don't know who any of these people are, but apparently Courtney Robertson made out with Arie Luyendyk Jr., even though she was supposed to marry Ben Flajnik!!!!!!! I feel nothing. [TMZ]
  • Loogit Bruce Willis and his adorable BAYBAY! [Us]
  • Snooki has red hair now. [E!]
  • Peaches Geldof has a baby now. [ONTD]
  • And Scott Wolf gave birth to a baby wolf! [E!]
  • Katie and Suri went for a stroll. [JustJared]
  • Ashley Greene worries that Patzycake/Stewmeat dramz might "TAINT" Breaking Dawn: Part 2. HAHAHAHA, TAINT. (I am trying so hard to squeeze some entertainment out of these people. I really am.) [Extra]
  • Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The HEART THIEF, AMIRITE!?!?!? [ONTD]

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Can someone explain to me how Donald Trump is a human ocarina? Can his singing change night to day or summon a horse?