Emmanuel Macron Receives Sensual White House Welcome

French President Emmanuel Macron has popped by for the Trump administration’s first official state visit, and the two men are closer than ever, if President Trump’s tight baby-fingered embrace is any indication.

Macron has made it clear that he intends to have a good relationship with Trump despite their policy differences, an agenda that evidently requires he offer himself up to be squeezed and pecked like a small French teddy bear.

Upon Macron’s arrival in the U.S. yesterday, the two leaders planted a tree with a pair of golden shovels and then decamped to Mount Vernon with First Ladies Melania Trump and Brigitte Macron, where our president reportedly discussed his polls.