Martha Stewart is currently on her summer vacation, at her home in coastal Maine, and posting Instagram photos of her large and wonderful time. Every single one will make you say, “Goddammit—come on, Martha,” and yet you will continue scrolling and ultimately make doomed attempts to replicate her hostessing before Labor Day.

She opened the festivities with a picture of her floral arrangements, which I can’t help seeing as a bouquet of boiled shrimp:

Just a big pile of labelled mangoes.

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When you’re on vacation and suddenly remember that climate change is making summer literally hell:

This has been the latest from Martha Stewart.