Elves Desperately Try To Inject Some Cheer Into A Bad Scene

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[New York, November 23: Not even Santa's holiday gun-jumping elves could save stocks from falling yesterday. Probably because they were actually doing some stunt for OfficeMax, and weren't elves at all. Lies! Image via Getty.]

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The only time I was happy to see Elves was when I got down to the subway and the Marshall Fields elves were giving out tokens for free rides.

Anyone in Chicago know if they still do that (even though it is now Macy's)?