Ellen DeGeneres Has Coronavirus

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After a week out in Santa Barbara Christmas shopping with wife Portia de Rossi and various assistants, Ellen DeGeneres has announced that she has coronavirus, and will return to television after the holidays. As if her employees need one more thing to deal with.

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On Twitter, Ellen announced her positive diagnosis with a notes app screenshot:

With a mind-boggling amount of money behind her and every available resource one could imagine, I am hopeful she will pull through this. At the very least, it seems like the rich and powerful always do.

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Kinjas in the Outfield

Why the hell are so many celebrities contracting it? They’re rich enough to be able to afford whatever they need and they’re already isolated from the general public.