Illustration for article titled Dubious, Uh, Study Claims Blonde Women Are Most Likely To Cheat

This fucking toxic social media website called Cheaterville, which allows you to call out your unfaithful partner in a public forum on behalf of all of the men or women who will henceforth fall into his/her sexdevil talons, has released some statistics on the people listed by their scorned partners.

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42% of the unfaithful women on the website have blonde hair, 23% are redheads, brunettes came in at 20% and black-haired women at 11%. Men, on the other hand, are predominantly brown-haired (40%), then black haired (23%), blondes at 20%, and that rare unicorn The Male Ginger rings in at 5%. As for Shakira circa 2001: Does Not Compute. System Fail. Rebooting Automatically.

Let's face it, the holes in this "data" could sink a ship, considering it's anecdotal and doesn't consider chemical hair dye or baldness, and—oh, right, it's from a website called Cheaterville. But here are some more definitive categories that are, alas, unlisted in the study.

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100% of people who take this information seriously are indefensible asshats.
100% of people who have cats on their head have cats on their head.
100% of water is wet.
This is 100% Ronald McDonald.
100% of women with hair made of live snakes are Medusa.

Carry on.

'New study reveals blondes are more likely to cheat' [Examiner]

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