Simon Pegg’s Drunk Ron Weasley made his less-than triumphant return to the Tonight Show Tuesday night. The cause for celebration (and drunken tears)? Harry Potter is turning 35, Hermione has left Ron for Viktor Krum, and Ron wants to show his balls on national television.
Sleep it off in your four-poster, Ron. Tomorrow’s another day.
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