'Drunk J. Crew' Is the J. Crew for All of Us
I celebrate myself, and sing myself/ And what I assume you shall assume/ For it turns out every J. Crew model is as absolutely hammered as me and you.
Omg girl ME TOO. Waitwaitwait waitwhere are you goinggg I just sat down I want to show you this amazing new Tumblr which is so us, like it’s LITERALLY US
It’s fine!! Like, everyone already knew anywayyyyy, it’s totally fine, just come sit back down, I didn’t hear it from you omg
OMG it’s like THREEE THIRTYY no one is looking at your hairrrr omg just come back and sit down with meeeeeee!
omg FIIINE, you’re like, going through a THING, I get it đ đ đ MISS UUU when are you actually gonna leave??? Because I kinda feel like….
Oh GIRL. Oh yes it is.
In the past I have felt fundamentally unable to wear J. Crew successfullyâtoo polite a look for this dummy, nahmean?âand I have also never in my life found a catalog model relatable. All that has changed. Nothing is the same. Gather all your buddies, don’t forget your rolling papers: Drunk J. Crew.
All images via Jen Ellison (@Jenjen1138/@DrunkJCrewUGuys) and Drunk J. Crew.