Drunk Driving Turd Justin Bieber Looks Pretty Cute in His Mugshot

Freshly minted drunk driver Justin Bieber’s mugshot has been released, and it’s adorable.

The mugshot, released just MINUTES AGO by the Miami Beach police, was an immediate Twitter sensation, as seen by this horrifying screen shot of all the retweets of Justin Bieber’s winsome smile and formidable eyebrows and charismatic eyeball glaze.

And as seen in this also-horrifying screenshot of people retweeting the screenshot of Justin Bieber’s mug shot being retweeted.

Great job once again, Internet. Some day soon you will collapse in on yourself and fly off into the ether, and when you do, I hope you take me with you, or I’ll wander sadly into the wintery pine trees singing maudlin songs whilst wearing high waisted pants.