Drinking Queerly, ROYGBIV's Alcohol Induced Open Thread

ROYGBIVERs will no doubt notice there was no Thursday Night LGBT+ Social this week. Sometimes there will be a different open thread segment on Friday or Saturday called Drinking Queerly. Same rules as the LGBT+ social, except, you know drinking.

What is the shittiest queer alcohol related story you’ve got? Could be at a club, a bar, or just a queer get together. Extra points for awkward pick up attempts!