Drew Peterson's Girlfriend Moves In • Sex Offender Wins Lottery Sponsored By Victim Advocacy Group

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• 23-year-old Christina Raines, mother of two and Drew Peterson's newest girlfriend, has just moved in with him. Her family and friends are understandably upset. •

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Doesn't pregnancy also cause the brain to shrink? Might the estrogen be causing in both cases? Shouldn't it have been obvious once everyone knew pregnancy did that?