If you're planning a trip to the cinema this weekend in Dresden (and, really, why wouldn't you be?), odds are you'll have to sit through this commercial from the firm Hannig, Ahrendt & Partners, in which a chainsaw-wielding woman emerges from a building covered with blood. As she walks briskly away from what is most definitely a crime scene, the following message appears: "This wouldn't have happened with a divorce lawyer." I fail to see how a woman murdering a box of ketchup packets could have been prevented with a good divorce attorney, but maybe German attorneys are trying to diversify their businesses, which, you have to admit, is awfully forward-thinking of them.

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