The next time you rent yourself a foam machine for your next casual backyard barbecue and think, “This is going to be the best backyard foam party EVER”—well, think again, because your sensitive boyfriend Drake just took home the title of epic foam party host.
Not that he wants to compete you with or anything like that, but odds are, you’ve got some mac-and-cheese and maybe pigs in a blanket if your fancy (haha, get it?), while he’s got the likes of French Montana, Blac Chyna, Kanye West, The Game and a litany of video hoes, proving again that Drizzy doesn’t need any more friends; just more detergent for that there machine, thanks.
“Walking is for chickens, last name: Cutlets.” - Nicki Minaj, 2015
Okay, okay: so King Minaj didn’t actually declare that walking is, like, so 2014, but she did take the opportunity to glide—yes, that’s right, glide—across a hotel room or other while positioned atop Meek Mill’s feet. A moment which, naturally, she shared on Instagram to remind us all about how cute she/her life is. [MTV]
Speaking of cute, and of the, ‘Yeah, well, what else did you expect?’: North West celebrated her second birthday in style at Disneyland. Honored guests included Mickey and Minnie Mouse; all applicable Kardashians/Jenners; not-Kylie’s-boyfriend Tyga; and no fellow babies (aside from honorable guest King Cairo), because that’s some basic bitch shit. [TMZ]
•Tinder pro Hilary Duff wore her Coachella finest to Good Morning America. [Daily Mail]
•Another variety of Hillary, that of the Clinton kind, publicized her Spotify playlist, as a Modern Politician Who’s Hip and Current does. [Entertainment Weekly]
•Kristen Stewart’s mom says she never claimed K. Stew is gay; The Mirror reporter who interviewed her is like, O rly, then I’ll just publicize our recorded interview. TBC, I guess? [Us Weekly]
•Taylor Swift brought rumored boyfriend Calvin Harris to a baby shower, as one does. [POPSUGAR]
•Related: T. Swift BFF 1 of 500 Kendall Jenner adopted a puppy and guess who is so excited, you guys? [E!]
•“Hands-on” mom Eva Mendes: fuck nannies (not, like, literally; figuratively, in that she and hands-on dad Ryan Gosling don’t need one because they’re fine on their own, thankyouverymuch). [Daily Mail]
•Sad: Lamar Odom’s BFF Jamie Songouthai died of an apparent heroin overdose. [Bossip]
•Princess Diaries can’t stop, won’t stop. [Fashion & Style]
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