Raise a chip for Arch West, the Frito-Lay executive credited with inventing Doritos in the '60s. West died last week at 97 and his family plans to dust his grave with a layer of Doritos before burying his urn. It seems like a fitting tribute, but hopefully the folks behind Cheez Whiz won't get any ideas.
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It's a great idea in theory. But the next thing you know, the coffin will be stained some shade of orange that doesn't exist in nature and will likely spend the entire morning on the can.