Donald Trump To Reunite With Big Fan Megyn Kelly in January GOP Debate
LatestIn an effort to maintain the circus-like buffoonery that has thus far characterized the 2016 presidential debates, Fox news anchor Megyn Kelly has been slated to co-moderate the January 28 GOP debate in Des Moines, Iowa. By participating, she will ostensibly reunite with best friend and diaper rash baby bottom Donald Trump.
According to The Hill, Kelly, along with Chris Wallace and Bret Baier, “will return to moderating after handling the first GOP debate of the cycle in August, after which front-runner Donald Trump feuded with Kelly and the network for months, claiming unfair treatment.”
You may recall that during said feud, Trump made the especially gentlemanly comment that, during the debate, Kelly had “blood coming out of her wherever.” Women, you see, cannot be trusted to think rationally because both their vaginas and emotions are insurmountable obstructions to reason.