Now, 45 has never exactly been “father of the year.” It’s no secret that he regards his eldest sons Don Jr. and Eric as a pair of bumbling buffoons; Tiffany is a woman he doesn’t find hot and is therefore useless to him; and you can’t convince me he spends more than five minutes a week with youngest son Barron. But I never expected him to come for Ivanka, whose conventional good looks and insidious white feminism helped him get elected in the first place.

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I can’t speak to how mentally present Ivanka was toward the end of her father’s presidency—to his point, senioritis is very much a real thing. But she still served in his administration as a senior advisor, accompanied her father to the Jan. 6 rally that would escalate into the insurrection, and for weeks prior had joined her father in publicly pushing the Big Lie. She’s hardly a victim here, comically sad as it may be that her daddy has finally turned on the only person he ever seemed to marginally care about.

Ahead of Thursday’s hearing, Ivanka reportedly met with the Jan. 6 Committee for about eight hours in April. In one of the clips shown on Thursday, which her father seems specifically irked by, Ivanka says Barr’s conclusions about the outcome of the 2020 election “affected my perspective.” She added, “I respect Attorney General Barr, so I accepted what he was saying.”

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Other pieces of her testimony reportedly corroborate other witnesses’ claims that the former president was reluctant to try to deescalate the situation, or call off the rioters despite being advised to do so. So, really, I guess they mutually threw each other under the bus. I’m just over here making popcorn.