The day has finally arrived—a redacted version of Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s report is out. And while Mueller declined to bring any obstruction of justice charges against Donald Trump, despite the numerous times that he attempted to interfere with the investigation, he did write that “while this report does not conclude that the President committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him,” and opens the door for Congress to continue to look into how Trump maybe obstructed the investigation.
In short, this isn’t going to end anytime soon.
As a service to you, our devoted readers, we combed through the hundreds of pages of the report to present you the pettiest parts.
Trump said “I’m fucked” and “This is the worst thing that ever happened to me” when he learned that Robert Mueller was appointed to investigate Russian interference and possible collusion:
Sergey Gorkov, the head of the Russian government-owned bank Vnesheconombank, gave Kushner literal dirt:
We will continue to update this post as we read more.