Does Simon Cowell Remind You Of Someone?

When I did my teeth (long awful story; not a single cavity until I was 40, then kerblooey, I’m all implants, bridges and crowns). There’s a temptation, starting from basically scratch, to want the most flawless, white shining chompers possible but fortunately I had a great dentist who advised me to tone it down. In the end I went for what I call “Hollywood, Florida” white versus “Hollywood California” white.

But there’s an entire range of hues available, even including “Old Piano Key” yellow.

Someone should have stopped him long before he got to “Ross on Friends” white