Remember the photos Megan Fox published last week, “proving” that she does not use Botox? Well! Some doctors saw those images. “Looks like Megan is just as talented with Photoshop as she is in entertainment,” says plastic surgeon Dr. Nicholas Vendemia. “Those lines on her forehead are totally fake. …Muscles in the forehead and brow simply don’t create curved wrinkles like that. The wrinkles Megan is showing us don’t coincide with brow anatomy, nor do they match the facial expression she is making.” Dermatologist Dr. Vince Afsahi says: “The photo looks altered. The muscles in the forehead do not usually create an arc-like pattern seen in the photo. …Anatomically [it] does not make sense.” And! Dermatologic surgeon Dr. David Sire quips, “I have never seen the frontalis [forehead] muscle do this unless the muscle was surgically cut. It appears as if she is frowning and elevating her brow at the same time. Quite a feat!” [OC Register, High Society Plastic Surgery]
As you may recall, Beyoncé fired her father as her manager earlier this year. This report claims it happened because he was stealing money. Or, uh, “taking funds he was not entitled to.” [Digital Spy]
Beyoncé‘s father says the accusations of theft are false, and he never stole money from his daughter. [TMZ]
Yikes: Halle Berry‘s stalker was back at her house last night. LAPD arrested him right after he jumped a back wall and entered the premises. Scary! Although we may discover it was Adrien Brody. [Radar Online]
After their tour of North America, Prince William and Kate Middleton will maintain a “low profile” for a few months. He’ll be back with the Royal Air Force and they’ll have “minimal engagements” until Christmas. A spokesman says they will go “under the radar” and “enjoy their life in Anglesey and keep things chilled.” In other words: Baby-makin’ time. [News.com.au]
So many babies this summer! The newest belongs to Jewel and her husband Ty Murray. They named him Kase Townes Murray, which is a good cowboy name. Jewel says: “We are overcome with happiness – it really is as great as everyone told us it would be – better even!” [People]
- Holy crap you guys. Victoria Beckham‘s daughter, Harper Seven, weighed seven pounds when she was born, arrived in the seventh hour in the seventh month — on the seventh day of the week. Seven was David Beckham‘s jersey number for Manchester United and the English national team. SEVEN! Do you feel the numerological vibrations? Can you understand the implications? Is Harper the mystic savior this planet has been waiting for? [People]
- The Beckhams will not be having another baby, btw. [The Sun]
- Meanwhile, Carla Bruni took her unborn fetus to the beach. [People]
- Kate Hudson and Matthew Bellamy are still MUSING over what to call their newborn son. [People]
- MTV is not happy about The Situation and Vinny trying to walk off the show; producers say if another cast member tries it, that person will be fired, and the remainder of his or her contract will be terminated. No exceptions. A terminated contract means you don’t get paid, probably. Remember that these kids have no internet or cell phones and can’t see their families unless the producers allow it. [TMZ]
- Behold: An official photo of the cast of Jersey Shore running through the streets of Florence, Italy. Deena and Snooki have no shoes, J-Woww looks like she’s auditioning for a douche commercial. Summer’s Eve is on the phone. [People]
- The Black-Eyed Peas are taking an “indefinite break” from making music together. How will sporting events survive? [HuffPo]
- Gary Levox, who is in the group Rascal Flatts, has written a tribute song for Caylee Anthony. Lyrics: “Too young for a life to be taken, she’s going places/She’s safe in the arms of God’s good graces… She was just a baby, barely 2 years old/A story that shouldn’t have to be told.” [Contact Music]
- Don’t be fooled by all the romantic strolls, yacht-hopping and jet-setting: Leo has already broken up with Blake twice because, all together now, he “doesn’t like to be tied down.” [Showbiz Spy]
- Hot new couple: Joe Jonas and Karlie Kloss. Click to see the adorable photobooth pix. [NYDN]
- Speaking of hot new couples: Here is a picture of Jessica Simpson kissing an Hermès bag. [People]
- As I typed the words “Katy Perry/Lady Gaga mermaid scandal” my eyes rolled so hard they fell out of my head and under the desk and are coated in dust. Brb. [Perez]
- Elijah Wood does’t like no-smoking laws. [Contact Music]
- Hey, Richard Simmons! Planking, ur doin it rong. [NYDN]
- Draco Malfoy is becoming a rapper? [The Sun, News.com.au]
- Sam Raimi is remaking The Evil Dead? [Contact Music]
- “Brooke Mueller — Back On Crack?” [TMZ]
- “I’m the only person in the world that doesn’t want there to be an eighth Harry Potter book. Believe me, I’ve given 10 years – I can! I think it’s been an amazing 10 years and I would be quite happy for it to finish at this point because the stories were rounded off in such a succinct and perfect way.” — Daniel Radcliffe. [Showbiz Spy]
- “I am a year-round tights girl. I will wear tights even if it is 100 degrees outside. Tights are my safety blanket. In them, I know I do a sweet row of cartwheels anytime, anywhere, without anyone catching a glimpse of my knickers.” — Zooey Deschanel. [Contact Music]