 
                            Illustration: Elena Scotti/GMG; Images: Getty
You’ve probably heard by now about the K-pop stan uprising; how a coalition of fandoms for the superstar South Korean boyband BTS mobilized to spam the Dallas police department’s snitching platform with pictures and videos of their idols and crashed it in a matter of hours. How these digital vigilantes then turned their efforts to the #whitelivesmatter hashtag on Twitter, treating white supremacists to endless fancams of our beautiful boys body-rolling and crotch-thrusting their hearts out. And if you didn’t catch on then, there was no avoiding this new political reality by the time the BTS ARMY conspired with TikTok teen allies to bring down President Trump’s Tulsa rally. Politicians, from a jubilant Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to an aggrieved K.W. Miller, are hailing a new era in BTS-fueled leftist activism.
But even with these promising displays of allyship, you may still be harboring doubts over whether a shared love of seven Korean boys with perfect skin constitutes a legitimate basis for international revolution. You may even be wondering whether this group has artistic merit at all. And that’s understandable. Thirty years of the End of History have clipped the imaginative wings of even the most radically inclined in our society, including many of my millennial socialist peers, who for a long time regarded my BTS fandom as an eccentricity at best. My own mother does not stan, even after recently being forced to watch in full BTS’s objectively delightful Carpool Karaoke episode.
So I won’t try to convince you by invoking their overwhelming talent and cuteness. (And the fangirl in me is squirming. I want so badly for you to appreciate their perfection. Yoongi’s scar?? In the Daechwita MV??? Is anyone else dying???) If the history of great global movements teaches us anything, it’s that the locals are won over via appeal to universal and instinctive principles of justice, fairness, integrity. People or ideas possessing a kernel of authenticity so pure and undeniable they manage to plow past institutional, cultural, and linguistic barriers; past stubborn individual cynicism and apathy, to touch the souls of millions. Karl Marx comes to mind, as well as a Chinese farmer called Liu Shichao.
Liu became well-known on the Chinese short video app Kuaishou several years ago for his stunt drinking videos; in one video, Liu pours a liter of beer, a can of Pepsi, and an unidentified blue liquor into a jar, cracks a raw egg into it, sets his own finger on fire, lights his cigarette with it, and proceeds to drink down the ghastly concoction in one expressionless gulp. This is the clip that went viral on Twitter last year, much to the surprise of Liu, who had never heard of Twitter (it’s blocked by the firewall). After making an account to see what all the fuss was about, he quickly gained a following of 160,000 foreign friends, with whom he earnestly shares cooking lessons, beer-drinking techniques, and slices of daily life from his village in Hebei province, northern China. A year later his replies remain a space of peace, epicurean delight, and international friendship. I interviewed Liu over the phone a little while ago and he is exactly as guileless as his Twitter presence suggests.
WHAT I’M GETTING AT IS THAT BTS BELONGS TO THAT RARE CLASS OF PEOPLE, LIKE MARX AND LIU SHICHAO, WHO ARE ENDOWED WITH A REMARKABLE ABILITY TO UNITE.
What I’m getting at is that BTS belongs to that rare class of individuals, like Marx and Liu Shichao, who can unite people by standing in for the larger ideologies of a movement. Perhaps you are wondering what BTS’s all-penetrating message of unity is. This is the hardest part of the sell, because if you are one of those people who believe the world is fatally compromised and true sincerity is impossible—which I am sometimes—reading about BTS’s message will cause your eyes to roll firmly back into your head. The first time I watched Namjoon explain Speak Yourself on Jimmy Fallon, I thought: What is this “We are the World” shit? To sum in a way I think is fairly neutral, BTS’s message is one of uncompromising solidarity, something along the lines of: Life is pointless and painful, but we can get through it by being there for each other. For close readings of their lyrics, you can check out Kim Young-dae or Lee Ji-young’s books on BTS. Arguably there is a fairly trenchant critique of capitalism to be found in their early work.
At some point, though, the exact wording doesn’t really matter. What matters is that when they say they care, you know that they really mean it. If we’re being completely honest here, I’ve never looked up translations to the vast majority of BTS songs (have I just admitted to sacrilege?). I don’t know the meaning of any of the lyrics to “Spring Day,” although I have a vague idea they’re about grief and healing. And yet: the opening bars to that song—like just the first few piano chords, before Namjoon even starts singing—invariably make me start weeping. “Spring Day” came on just now as I was writing this, and I had to skip to next because I can’t afford to drench my keyboard while I’m trying desperately to finish this draft.
So how am I so sure they mean it? Why is it that I’m constantly tearing up not only at their music, but at content as mundane as a recently tweeted photo of Seokjin, Hoseok, Yoongi, and Jungkook holding iced coffees (which I did, in fact, cry over the other day)? To invoke a term favored by my fellow millennial socialists: Praxis, honey!! I’m talking about hard work and consistency. These boys rehearse 16 hours a day! No matter what you think of them, you have to admit their performances are impeccable. Arguably it’s this commitment to excellence that saved them during their unsuccessful early days when undeniably perfect showmanship was their only recourse against widespread ridicule. And to be fair, their appearance at the time was ridiculous. Their label had conceived of BTS as a hip-hop group, but what they ended up looking like was if you had tried to describe the aesthetic of ’90s west coast to a neophyte who had also just recently learned about leather daddy culture. The less said about Namjoon’s frohawk, the better.
But even after seven years, long after proving themselves, becoming international superstars, getting better haircuts, these boys are still putting in the long hours in the studio. If anything, their routines have only gotten harder. And their stages remain stunning. If you don’t believe me, watch their Saturday Night Live performance of “Mic Drop,” which is what initially reeled me in. Tell me if you don’t come away thinking: These sweet poreless cherubs are fucking serious. Because as much as sincerity is about choosing the right words, those words mean nothing without attendant elbow grease. Caring for the sick. Going out to protest day after day in the heat. Drinking an entire vat of baijiu on camera. I can hear you asking me right now if I’m really suggesting that coordinated hip thrusts can be revolutionary praxis and I am telling you: absolutely.- 
        
        
            
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