Do The Retro No-Pants Dance At Dolce & Gabbana

The Dolce & Gabbana Fall/Winter 2010 Ready to Wear collection hit the runways in Milan earlier today, providing us with some retro-inspired party dresses, see-through frocks, and proof that the no-pants trend isn't over just yet:

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I love this! It's a bit Alice in Wonderland inspired, don't you think? And naturally, it's in velvet, the fabric of the season.


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Sorry pants fans: the no-pants trend continues at D&G.


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This is sort of like a non-cone-boobed version of what Madonna wore during her Blonde Ambition tour, is it not?


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I predict we'll see this on the red carpet at some point. But who do you think will be daring enough to pull it off?


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This strikes me as very Angelina Jolie, for some reason.


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A little bit of 40s, a little bit of 80s, a little bit of 2010.

Is this a bathing suit or a romper? Will it matter to Katy Perry? Probably not.


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See, in this case, I'd be the unfashionable wannabe good samaritan who would approach this woman and say "Psst...excuse me! Your bra is showing!"


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I really love the soft and simple hair and makeup in this show.


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Mixing patterns is also apparently a big trend for Fall 2K10.


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Swing Kids: The Sexy Version.


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This is begging to be worn with bright red lipstick and/or red shoes.


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Surely reserved for Ms. Dita Von Teese.


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Some of the dresses were very cute and modern...

...and others had a sexy-retro feel to them.


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If Rory Gilmore did Jazzercise, this would be her outfit, no?


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Another Dita-ready dress.


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There is really no escaping fur on the runways this season.


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Suit up!


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Flashdance? A Chorus Line, maybe? This is a Fall/Winter collection, right? Isn't everyone going to be cold?


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Thankfully, there's a coat to keep you warm during your no-pants winter days.


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I predict we'll be seeing this on the red carpet, too. But on who?


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More fur...


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And more "brrr!"


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This hat struck me as very Blossom.


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How do you guys feel about the shoes?


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There's something very dreamy about this dress...


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And there's always something magical about a pair of ruby slippers.


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The designers seem pretty pleased...what did you think?

[All Images Via Getty.]

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That abominable velvet number reminds me of the abominable velvet numbers in Zac Posen's show.

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