Do the Olsen Twins Have a Type?

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As we learned yesterday, everyone has a type. Some types—such as Leonardo DiCaprio’s—are more notable because of their quantity and frequency, while other types are notable because they may or may not be genetically carried.

The New York Post reports Ashley Olsen was seen canoodling with a 59-year-old artist named George Condo. (Kanye’s a huge fan of his.) Though Olsen’s camp claims otherwise, sources said their encounter at New York City’s Mercer Hotel “looked romantic.”

If, in fact, Ashley is dating Condo (who recently divorced his wife), it would mark the second notable May-December (November? October?) relationship within the Olsen family—the first being Mary-Kate Olsen and her husband, 47-year-old Olivier Sarkozy. I still have dreams about that wedding.


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What do you think Sean Penn wanted to name his kid before ultimately deciding on Hopper? Do you think he wanted to name him Jack? John? Max? Steve? What about William? Edward? Cat? Door? Floor? Fan? Bookshelf? Barstool? Phone Charger? Do you think Sean Penn wanted to name his son Iron? Ironing Board? Fridge? Sink? Egg Carton? Peppermill? If you guessed any of those names, you’d be wrong. Because the name Sean Penn wanted to give his son was Steak.

Hopper Penn told Interview:

“[My name] has to do with Dennis Hopper; my dad was friendly with him and idolized him. My dad wanted to name me Steak, the food, because he loves it so much. But my mom was never going to go for it. What they told me is that I hopped in her stomach, I didn’t kick, so they went with that.”


Thank you, Robin Wright.


Here’s a photo of Reese Witherspoon “musing over caftans.”


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As someone in her second trimester of pregnancy and about to enter a sweltering summer (why is it in the mid 80s already, why?), caftans are my new best friend. If Reese can make it acceptable to wear them in public again, without reminding people of Blanche Devereaux, I will worship her and build an altar to her.