Dirt Bag: Stephenie Meyer Is Never Going to Leave You Alone

Oh, grool. Stephenie Meyer ”isn’t ruling out” the possibility that she’ll write MORE Twilight books.

In fact, she admitted to having already thought through the entire story. "I planned out where it would go for a couple more books," she said. "So, I knew exactly what would happen," of the storyline that involves Jake, played by Taylor Lautner in the films, and Renesmee, played by Mackenzie Foy, following the end of Breaking Dawn.

"There are other characters who I think would have a lot of voice in those coming stories," she said.


I can’t wait for Jacob and Renesmee to have THEIR baby and name it Jernesmoob. [EW]

Michael Fassbender will play Thomas Wolfe and Colin Firth will play Max Perkins in a movie called Genius about the pair’s “complicated relationship,” and really the only question left to ask is IS THIS THE MAKE-OUT TYPE OF “COMPLICATED” OR JUST REGULAR TYPE. ANSWER THE QUESTION.

The film will chart the real-life relationship between literary giant Thomas Wolfe (Fassbender) and renowned editor Max Perkins (Firth), who developed a tender, complex friendship that changed the lives of both men forever.

Michael Grandage — who recently served as the artistic director of London's famed theatre the Donmar Warehouse — will direct from an adapted script by John Logan, whose numerous credits include James Bond pic Skyfall.

I mean, it sounds like regular type. But I’m saying, a screenwriter could get creative. Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! [HollywoodReporter]

Here. You can learn “all about” Kelly Clarkson’s oxblood nail polish at the 2012 CMA awards. THERE IS SO MUCH TO KNOW, YOU GUYS. [E!]


Conrad Murray, the doctor who presided over Michael Jackson’s demise, is getting death threats. [ContactMusic]

TLC has renewed Long Island Medium for another season. But I’m sure she already knew that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!! [Deadline]


Scarlett Johansson is “a real screamer,” says Hitchcock director who MAYBE wasn’t trying to be gross but I can’t be certain. [E!]

Mark Geragos to Chris Brown in court: “I don’t dance, you don’t talk.” Actual lolz. [TMZ]


SOMEONE GOT ALL As IN HEADLINE SCHOOL: “Man used pet python to beat his girlfriend as she soaked in a hot tub.” [DailyMail]



"Jernesmoob"! I spit out my coffee.