Didn't Get Nominated This Year? Play Our Oscars Bingo Instead.

Everybody knows that play-at-home award show games are kind of like winning, anyway. And unlike winning an Oscar, you can go right ahead and do this in sweatpants without being made into a Fashion Police laughingstock.

Rules are simple. Pick one Bingo board, or the other, or both. Print it out, if you’re one of those maniacs who 1) has a printer and 2) actually goes out and buys a new ink cartridge every time you run out of “cyan.” Each time one of the items on your chosen board happens, you mark off the corresponding square. Winner gets five in a row horizontally, vertically, or diagonally.

You can also just drink every time something on your board happens. Nobody is going to enforce any of these rules. It’s your day. Good luck!