Recently, I was looking for a new television show, and I thought to myself, Why not sit down and watch every single episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, a show you have never seen, to improve your pop cultural fluency?

That’s when I discovered that KUWTK is no longer available to stream on Netflix. I also stumbled across something else: All the desperate reviews begging, pleading for the return of KUWTK to streaming.

Netflix, give the people what they want, before they start showing up at your offices, offering their firstborns, unbidden.

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