In any case, whether her ass is less-than-perfect or not, Jillian ended the night with a rose – but not before accidentally thinking her name had been called during the Final Rose Ceremony ("Julia" is not "Jillian") and slipping on the carpet in her high heels in an attempt to get hers. It was basically the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you in that scenario, and it was made worse by her cackling afterwards in an attempt to play it off. Though thank God for small miracles: given how much joy the producers took in embarrassing Jillian during last night's episode, it's a wonder they didn't instant replay that shit.

Bottom line: Jillian got her rose. Drunk Jordan was sent home.