Date Rape And Abortion No Match For Men Playing With Their Balls On British TV
Latest• Singer Amanda Palmer (of the Dresden Dolls) is in trouble with British censors over her ironic pop song “Oasis” about date rape, abortion and slut-shaming. It’s catchy, though.•
• Luckily whatever strange form of Crazy infects the women around Drew Peterson isn’t catching. His former fiancée-who-wasn’t-really-engaged-to-him’s dad is now denying that the engagement was a hoax. And you wondered how Jerry Springer could still find people to be on his show. • German pop singer Kim Petras has become the world’s youngest post-operative transsexual at 16 and can’t wait to wear bikinis and really tight pants. • Because of bikinis, tight pants and the general objectification of women that Christians feel is in opposition to their values [cue snickering] a bunch of church websites are leaving Go Daddy to those that appreciate porny Superbowl commercials. • More sex equals more cancer, you libidinous trollop. • Divorce and depression makes people think you look older. • Please then go cheer up (if you’re into dudes, that is) with this video of naked British athletes playing with their balls for science, recommended by Andrew Sullivan. • If you or your partner is ambidextrous, you might be able to switch-hit, but you might also have more difficulty conceiving. • Rich people just don’t give a fuck about you. • Sometimes women prefer not to let a man know how interested she is, and not just because she’s read The [Fucking] Rules, unless it’s been translated into German or because Germans also think that a man should do the wooing. Nope, it’s probably totes evolution. • But at least cats don’t suck the breath from infants.