Do not attempt this at home, kids. Ever.

Posted by SuperDad Phil Smith, this video demonstrates one of the many, many, many weird ways there are to pull your kid's tooth. "My 7 year old wanted to pull his tooth but was concerned it would be to painful to pull SLOWLY," Smith wrote on YouTube. "So we did it QUICKLY and in his words with no pain, just a little fear." This is either TOTALLY NUTS or absolutely a work of mad genius. My mom used to tie a string around my tooth and a doorknob and slam the door. It worked like a charm, but it seems pretty boring in retrospect.