CVS Selling Handcuffs With Plan B So You Can 'Keep It Sweet' [UPDATED]

Just in time for Valentine’s Day, a shopper snapped a pic of this most amazing store display of all time. CVS, where you can get everything you need to “keep it sweet” for the the upcoming lover’s holiday! I cannot tell you all how much I love this. This display will live forever and ever in my heart, proving once and for all that love is eternal; timeless. (I feel like an Obamacare joke is in order here, you know?)

UPDATE: A floating theory is that the arrangement was made by a fun-loving customer with too much time on their hands, not a CVS employee. One thing’s clear, though: whoever did it is probably a lot of fun at parties.