Crazy Bitch Doll Is This Year's Hottest Toy

Many toys have a surprising amount of rage that gets let loose when someone installs a device that lets them speak. Now Toys”R”Us is under attack after several parents noticed that the store’s “You & Me Interactive Play and Giggle Triplet Dolls” say “Okay, crazy bitch.” The store refuses to pull the dolls from shelves because it insists they’re just speaking in “baby babble.” Most people are appropriately enraged by this attempt to corrupt children’s minds, but when asked for comment by KDVR Denver, one mom shrugged off the news, saying, “there are bigger issues in the world to worry about.” Unbelievable. We’re talking about a doll that makes a noise that sort of sounds like a bad word. There is absolutely no bigger issue in the world today!