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In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Courtney Love tells pickle (?) to live by punk rock's mantra, Harry Styles is old enough to drive, apparently, and the tweet battle between Donald Trump and Danny Zuker continues.

I love you pickle.....fuck em all

— Courtney Love Cobain (@Courtney) June 20, 2013

@DannyZuker Loser Danny is obsessed with Trump.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 20, 2013

.@realDonaldTrump Uh oh it's starting 2 rain bullshit again! Quick put on this shower cap made in the US of what?

— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) June 20, 2013

We know who did the hoax of James Gandolfini and ObamaCare. Be careful, Mister.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 20, 2013

My kids might have just overheard me describe them as "the ultimate cock blocks" in case you want to take away my World's Greatest Dad mug.

— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) June 20, 2013

Today, we cut to black. #RIPJamesGandolfini

— HBO (@HBO) June 20, 2013

@pink really love "just give me a reason"...everything about it. just wonderful music and beautiful lyrics.

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 20, 2013

My father once told me, and it's stuck with me to this day: "As you walk through life, every time you fart it pushes you forward."

— bob saget (@bobsaget) June 20, 2013

Is it weird if I gamble alone in Vegas at 9am in my pajamas???

— Kimberly Cole (@KimberlyCole1) June 20, 2013

Cool. Now hosted by @IAmJohnOliver, the @TheDailyShow's opening sequence no longer portrays a backward spinning Earth.

— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) June 20, 2013

Man. This dude just commented about shit on my Instagram picture being "ratchet." Sir, I don't think that word means what you think it means

— Jean Option+5 Grae (@JeanGreasy) June 20, 2013

I'm pretty sure your Shih Tzu is not a Service Dog.

— Ana Gasteyer (@AnaGasteyer) June 20, 2013

Ate pot before I played basketball. Noticed myself saying "not on my watch" a lot.

— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) June 20, 2013

The Indigo bunting is a SEXY bird.

— Neko Case (@NekoCase) June 20, 2013

After devoting COUNTLESS hrs to the Kardashians and standing by them while they drank each others breast milk I feel owed this baby's name.

— Casey Wilson (@caseyrosewilson) June 20, 2013

I'm in Tampa. Hot & steamy here. Speaking to 800 school principals today. Then... On to the Magic Kingdom.

— R.L. Stine (@RL_Stine) June 20, 2013

I have wolf blitzer's email.

— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) June 20, 2013

Throw back Thursday!!! Am I crying??? @GeriHalliwell stop arrhhhh

— Melanie Brown (@OfficialMelB) June 20, 2013

I am so gay for heterosexuality! Mm, boobs etc

— Ed Weeks (@EdwardWeeks) June 20, 2013

with her blend of racism and mouthwatering lasagna I'm now totally convinced Paula Deen is actually my grandfather in drag

— Matt Oswalt (@Puddinstrip) June 20, 2013

@AndrewWK party for your life! Party!!!!!!

— Gillian Jacobs (@GillianJacobs) June 20, 2013

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